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Wait. What?
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During the 3rd year, your child:
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- begins to swing arms like an adult when she walks *
- starts doing your taxes, but inevitably forgets deductions, costing you thousands of dollars
~ ~ ~
That’s not the entire list, but those are the highlights. The rest is mostly filler.
* I swear to you, this one is real.
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